About
COHERENT, PROFESSIONAL VERSION:
Hi, I’m Abbie. The last name’s pronounced “how-ghee.” I draw and write comics, which encompass a surprising amount of skill sets. I’ve got experience lettering, and I do posters for bands sometimes. I have a pretty set style of cartooning, but that doesn’t mean I can’t step outside it if need be. I spend a lot of time admiring old packing labels and movie posters and can do pretty good logos for companies. I’m based in Monterey, CA, but the wonders of the Internet make being in any location that much less of a problem. If you’d like to hire me, you can call my cell-phone number or reach me at the e-mail below:
email : abbie@saintabbie.com cell : (831) 224-0806
INCOHERENT, UNPROFESSIONAL VERSION:
WHO IS ABBIE HAUGE? WHY CAN NOBODY PRONOUNCE HIS LAST NAME? HOW IS HE DO RELIGION? PROFIT?
Some say that the Patron Saint of Housewives Male, Female, etc. may or may not have been born of the primordial sea to draw weird comic books that don’t make a lot of sense. Others beleive that he slithered out from the curved lines of the sentience breathed by early man into the first abstract symbols they drew upon cave walls. A profound body of evidence exists to prove that he was raised by wolves on a pirate ship and can be used as a flotation device in case our captain has to make an emergency landing on water. Exits are located to the left and right on row E. Beverages will be served shortly, though cultural anthropologists still debate whether he invented the Brew or, perhaps, that the Brew was really just the primordial soup life evolved from, albeit refrigerated, carbonated, and put into cool little glass bottles. His only statement concerning the Brew has been “THE BREW IS LIFE!” which he insists on shouting in all caps when asked about it. It’s a good thing he’s coherent when someone’s asking him to draw them concert posters and the like.